Discover a new way of thinking.

You forgot to put your thoughts on a leash this morning.  
Standing in the queue for coffee they tip-toe their way to unknown ground.
They make their way through long, yellow tipped grass and suddenly they are confronted by a man with a red face; pierced with bones and dressed with feathers.  He lifts an obscure artefact to his nose.
It’s a piece of bread.  
This presents a unique opportunity.
Luckily your thoughts packed a toaster.